- OK. NO PROBLEM.
- THIS DOES, HOWEVER, MEAN...
AND I'VE GOT LOTS OF STUFF IN THE PIPELINE.
WE'VE GOT ACCESS TO THE INTERNET,
BUT IT IS NOT CENSORED.
# PRETTY GIRL ON THE HOOD OF A CADILLAC, YEAH
- HEAVEN FORBID.
- NO.
# LOVE IS FREE AND THE FREEWAY'S LONG
I MEAN, THAT'LL BE THE THIRD TIME
YOU'VE ASKED HER OUT AND THE WOMAN'S SAID NO.
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY -
ONE UP THE BUM, NO HARM DONE.
"I MUST REMEMBER TO THANK HIM."
HOW ARE YOU, MATE?
- WE HAVE MADE THE EFFORT.
- EH?
- THEY CAN PLAY MY INSTRUMENT!
- YOU WOULDN'T PULL THE CORRS LIKE THAT.
EVERYBODY
ACTUALLY, I THINK GARETH MIGHT WANNA SEE YOU.
- WHY NOT? IT'S ALL EQUAL.
- I'M JUST HAVING A LAUGH.
- DREADED FIRST DAY.
- YEAH.
WELL, I DIDN'T DO IT.
AND MY PERSONAL TIP IS MY RISE TO THE TOP,
WHICH GIVES IT A WHOLE NEW EDGE.
Alan Partridge: Big Beacon
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